Sud-dough-nly I See

Bread? In a bakery? Groundbreaking.

The Devil Wears Prada is definitely having its (second) moment in the spotlight.

The original 2006 classic* spotlighted brands from Gucci to Chanel, Vivienne Westwood to Dolce & Gabbana, Calvin Klein to Valentino.

And, of course, Starbucks.

In the same way that those Chanel boots became an iconic look, the it-girl accessory for busy office employees quickly became one of their mermaid-embossed cups, filled with nondescript brown liquid and an unholy amount of milk. Forget flat whites, iced shaken espressos, or matcha - the 2006 choices were a cappuccino, a latte, or filter coffee.

And, while we’ve all been guilty of darting through those green and white doors and ordering a coffee-well-actually-it’s-a-milkshake, wouldn’t today’s Runway employees be a little more discerning?

Especially in Bristol.

Especially if they just happened to be located near Ashley Down Road.

Especially if they could get their coffee from a small, independent, artisan bakery.

Especially if-

You can see where we’re going with this.

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Miranda Priestly

No foam, skimmed milk latte with an extra shot.

Hot.

Obviously.

(don’t look her in the eye)

Emily

A double espresso. She’s got places to be.

Paris, mostly.

Andy

We don’t do onion bagels, so Andy picks up a mini breakfast focaccia.

Nigel is just as disparaging about the lingering smell of pancetta and olive oil.

Nigel

An unsweetened iced matcha and a miniature viennoiserie.

He’s the only person we’ve ever seen who can eat a croissant and not get covered in pastry flakes.

Serena (aka Gisele Bündchen)

A glass of oat milk.

It’s not technically on the till but we don’t say anything because we’re all a bit scared of her.

Nate

He comes in once a week for a loaf of sourdough to make his famous 20-dollars-of-Jarlsberg grilled cheese.

He says that, but we all know he’s actually just trying to bump into Andy.

Christian

Nothing. He’s barred.

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*read: the best film ever made in the history of all films ever including Rear Window, that 2008 Batman movie, and Sparky’s Magic Piano.